I felt like a snack in the middle of the night
  I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee
  A crash beyond the kitchen door
  Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee
    You might o' guessed, I am possessed
  I really must insist
  May I suggest invest in an exorcist.
    [Chorus:]
  Help me, oo ee
  oo ee, believe me
  geist ooo ooo poltergeist ooo ooo
  where's he?...
  in the pantry.
    I went goose pimplyfied
  No where to run, no where to hide, for me
  I was sceptical before
  But a pantry poltergeist I saw here to stay.
    [Chorus:]
  [Guitar time] You might o' guessed...
  [Chorus] & In the pantry...Poltergeist...
  END