Gee, I'm a nerd
  Seen each Star Trek eighty times
  Memorized each word
  
  Home alone
  On Friday nights
  But I got eight gigabytes
  Left on my hard drive
  
  I'm hooked as I can get
  Into the Internet
  Maybe you would like to see my web page
  
  I love my new PC
  It means the world to me
  So many things to download
  
  Gee, I'm a nerd
  All the jocks and muscle heads
  Flip me the bird
  Cause I'm a nerd
  
  Gee, I'm a nerd